I just had an hour long conference call about exploding intestines and imploding ventricles. So that was nice. Half way through my notes, th...

In October I embraced my birthright and returned to the shores of Oahu for the best vacation of any one's life. Seriously, Jasmin couldn...

This morning Con Ed called. "Can we speak to Amber Alvarez?" -- "This is Amber" "Excuse me, sir? I didn't qu...

I've been thinking that during my next art show I'll hire a maid. The whole idea seems elitist and wrong, but so does letting everyt...

and her little fawny face.