These are actually all applicable to my fulltime job. Lately I write stuff to my former self:
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great for kids, girls and the occasional guy who's comfortable with his masculinity
Oh! To live in a perpetual weekend - that is my wish and my sweetest dream.
Let us hope this week will at the very least be punny. I'd like a new contract too. Let's hope it involves Target.
Hippos are the job-job word of the week.
So I drew some, all sciency/cartoony.
Cause and Effects and hippo facts!
um... but this one is bonus, and um... not directly related to job-job.
Last Thursday job-job took us to the zoo!!! What the what? Yeah. THE ZOO.
Childhood aspiration achieved.
Was it the best day ever?
Most definately.
Did it make me want to kidnap baby animals?
Of course!
Did this trip reveal never before seen wonders, such as finally allowing me to see the red-panda, something that I attempted to do every other weekend for two years?
YES!!
The red panda actually exists!
Did I laugh at Monkeys?
Silly monkeys.
Did I remember how cool giraffes are?
Seriously. they look like aliens.
Did I laugh at more monkeys?
Hahahahahaha.
Did I wish I had stripes?
Just a few next on my ankles. Why can't we have markings too?
Did this guy's face make me forgive him for eating bugs?
Awww, what a face.
Did I squint to see this "leopard's" spots?
Woh, they are so camoflauged!
DId I freak out at this pile of otters?
SERIOUSLY!? A pile of otters?! Soooooooooooo cute. Like cuter than Hello Kitty cute.
Was I totally crazy jealous of this seal?
You bet. How come he gets to live here? It is amazing.
Did I want a pignosed turtle?
Did I sing about it Veruca Salt style?
um.
See, perfect day at work ;)